Thursday, December 25, 2014

True Captions for Holiday Movies on Netflix

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Happy day to those who do not! Samantha the fatulous here writing from the road in my Christmas sweater!

I spend a lot of the holiday in the car with the hubby so I'm keeping myself entertained! Do you ever watch holiday movies and think that if you took away the Christmas cheer its be super creepy? Hear me out...

An alcoholic pretty little liar chokes to death on a martini olive then haunts her manager into throwing her a goodbye party instead of a funeral. Oh and the protagonist accepts a marriage proposal by another man while on a date with Chad Michael Murray. Big mistake.
After a perm goes wrong, Melissa Joan Hart goes insane and kidnaps a man twice her strength and brings him to a cabin in the woods 20 miles away from civilization.
A woman with a shopping problem finds a little girls letter to Santa and stalks a family and attempts to enter their lives in desperation after her parents cut her off.
They wanted to make a movie about sexy bounty hunter from Jersey. They needed a gimmick... Christmas! Let's shoot scenes in a Christmas tree farm!
A completely oblivious woman fails to realize that Aaron Samuels has been there all along... I mean his hair was looking sexy pushed back the whole film HELLO!!!











That's all for today! Lots of love,
Samantha the fatulous

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